Men are like fine wine—they all start out like grapes, and it’s our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something we’d like to have dinner with. —Anonymous
“The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.” ― George Carlin
“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.” ― Miss Piggy
I am a poet! I am. I am. I am a poet, I reaffirmed, ashamed. 